A Compromise: How To Be A Reasonable Prescriptivist
Dear Language Peever: Welcome to harm•less drudg•ery! You are here because you googled something like “literally killed English” or “different than is wrong” or “irregardless not a word.” Allow me to...
View ArticleBook Review: Shady Characters*
If you are anything like me, then you are the worst sort of etymologist: the sort who will trace a word back as far as the record will allow then sit back and say, “Good. But why?” “Zinc” comes from...
View ArticleIn Defense of Talking Funny
[Ed. note: Five months! I know. My (very poor) excuse is that I was working on another big project that I can't tell you about yet. In the meantime, here's an extra-long post to pay you back for the...
View ArticleEditorial Correspondence: Introductory Paragraphs I Cannot Send
[For more on editorial correspondence, go here or here or most definitely here.] Dear Sir: Thanks for your email, in which you claim a “smirky blogger” has ruined English by telling you that the rule...
View ArticleSharing The Wealth: A Contest For You
I have just finished one of Those Proverbial Days, due in large part to some particularly nasty editorial correspondence. One of those...
View ArticleStigmatized and Still Alive: English in the Time of “Ain’t”
School has started up back in the U.S., which means that my Facebook feed is full of quizzes like “do you have better grammar than this fruit bat?”, and not-terribly-funny e-cards about the Oxford...
View ArticleRepossession: Reclaimed Slurs and Lexicography
[Ed. note: this post contains language that is considered extremely inflammatory. Caveat lector.] People forward language articles to me all the time–usually the same article multiple times, until my...
View ArticleAnswers I Wish I Could Send: Etymology Edition
[Ed. note: one in a series. Emails are only lightly edited for–if you can believe it–clarity.] Your online dictionary defines “peak” as “a pointed or projecting part of a garment; especially : the...
View ArticleA Special Announcement
O dear and long-suffering readers, I am happy to announce that I finally have an editor. Sadly, he will not be editing the drivel that appears here; he will only be editing my book. Merriam-Webster...
View ArticleStop Fighting the “Good” Fight
Today is National (US) Grammar Day, one of the high holy days for language lovers (along with free ice-cream day at Ben & Jerry’s). Dorks like me paint it as a fun time to celebrate English, but...
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